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There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer. Up walks a so called "lady of the night". She says, "For $300.00, I'll do anything you want." Our fine lad thinks for a moment then says:

Ok. Paint my house, bitch!

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-13-2008, 01:39 PM
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post #4 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-13-2008, 06:33 PM
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LMAO!!!

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huh?
are you fucking serious?
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are you fucking serious?
What she lacks in wit, she makes up for by being slow.


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LMAO!!!



are you fucking serious?
lmao! I got it!!
someone just explained it to me!
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I'm surprised you got that one.


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I'm surprised you got that one.
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