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A man and his sunburn

A man passed out on the beach in Miami for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed
continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?
The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs..




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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-10-2008, 02:45 PM
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Lmao!!
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-10-2008, 02:52 PM
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lol thats pretty good

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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-10-2008, 05:52 PM
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I chuckled

its still "we the people"right?

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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-10-2008, 11:34 PM
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