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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 05-31-2008, 09:52 AM Thread Starter
 
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what is the legal safe speed limit for sex?




A. 68 because at 69 you flip over and eat it.
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It's 87 mph, because when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.


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It's 87 mph, because when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

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flux capacitor....1.21 gigawatts...Parkinson's...car whose production was financed by dealing coke and stolen watches. ring any bells?

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flux capacitor....1.21 gigawatts...Parkinson's...car whose production was financed by dealing coke and stolen watches. ring any bells?

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flux capacitor....1.21 gigawatts...Parkinson's...car whose production was financed by dealing coke and stolen watches. ring any bells?
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I don't have a scat fetish, so let's keep it at 87 or below so as to not see any shit, serious or not.
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You're just fucking retarded.


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flux capacitor....1.21 gigawatts...Parkinson's...car whose production was financed by dealing coke and stolen watches. ring any bells?
One of the greatest trilogies ever.
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flux capacitor....1.21 gigawatts...Parkinson's...car whose production was financed by dealing coke and stolen watches. ring any bells?

LMAO. that's funnier than the original joke!

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Thats great

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