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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-22-2008, 09:27 PM Thread Starter
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Why do Irishmen wear Kilts?
because a sheep can hear a zipper at 30 paces.
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
because an Irishman can hear a zipper at 30 paces as well.
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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-24-2008, 11:33 PM
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i dot get it

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u dont no what kilt mene?

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Because Irishmen have sex with sheep, and Scottsmen f#ck Irishmen.
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You must be Scottish, or Irish, or sheepish.


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Random stupid attack, i thought we were still on african and mexican americans?? I better get with the times
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Yeah man European jokes are the new black jokes.
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Too bad everyone knows Irish> Everyone else on those two islands
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How was copper wire invented........ two scotsmen fighting over a penny


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I thought that was two Jews, but I could be wrong.
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post #15 of 15 (permalink) Old 05-28-2008, 10:49 PM
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