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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-22-2008, 08:30 PM Thread Starter
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The purina diet

One Saturday I was running errands for my wife. I had gone to Wal-Mart and was standing in line waiting to buy a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever. A woman behind me looking at the bag, asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I woke up in ICU.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.


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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-27-2008, 09:37 AM
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About that time you are supposed to bark in the lady's face.
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-30-2008, 03:20 AM
 
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thats funny! a bark would of been good!
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-30-2008, 04:51 PM
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thats funny! a bark would of been good!
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-02-2008, 05:07 PM
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