Junkyard Turbo Power
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Fort Worth,TX, USA
This is really serious stuff....beer contains female
Last month MSU scientists released the results of a
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones
Men should take a concerned look at their beer
theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain
therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into
women. To test the
theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a
one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the
1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obliviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down to urinate.
No further testing was considered necessary.
there is a fine line between a hobby.... and mental illness.