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Talking Beer testing

BEER NEWS!!!

This is really serious stuff....beer contains female
hormones!

Last month MSU scientists released the results of a
recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones
in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer
comsumption. The
theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoestrogens);
therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into
women. To test the
theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a
one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the
tests subjects:

1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obliviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down to urinate.

No further testing was considered necessary.



there is a fine line between a hobby.... and mental illness.
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