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fat mama joke

your mamas so fat:

her belly button has an echo!





if you bitches dont like that, then you can suk a kak!! 8====D -----
haha take it in da mouf.
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yo mama so fat...

when she jumps in the air, she gets stuck.

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your mamas so fat:

her belly button has an echo!





if you bitches dont like that, then you can suk a kak!! 8====D -----
haha take it in da mouf.
So fucking gay it made Richard Simmons blush.


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post #6 of 35 (permalink) Old 05-08-2008, 06:49 AM Thread Starter
 
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so bitches, how was the kak?
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Yo mamma's so fat she gets her toe nails painted at Earl Schieb!
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So fucking gay it made Richard Simmons blush.
lmao!RICHARD SIMMONS?.....That's when you know it's pretty bad!
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lmao!RICHARD SIMMONS?.....That's when you know it's pretty bad!

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Yo Mama'a so fat, she sweats crisco

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Hey MR. u leave my a$$ alone It's nice!
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your mamas so fat...

she has smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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so bitches, how was the kak?
fuck off punk ass newbie

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so bitches, how was the kak?
what's a kak? do you mean kawk?

this thread does NOT deliver!
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what's a kak? do you mean kawk?

this thread does NOT deliver!
lol!
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post #18 of 35 (permalink) Old 05-11-2008, 04:42 PM
 
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We goin back to the 80s?

Yo momma so fat she irons her pants in the driveway...
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Yo mamma so fat, when she walks with stiletto heels she strikes oil!

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Yo mama so fat she fucks black guys.
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Yo mama so fat she fucks black guys.
lmgedao!!

Damn,That big huh?!
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This thread is gayer than Elton John's Phanny pack.
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so bitches, how was the kak?
Your gay just for saying "kak"

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post #25 of 35 (permalink) Old 05-17-2008, 02:22 PM Thread Starter
 
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am i still gay, if i'd let you hold my KAK in your mouth 8===D
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am i still gay, if i'd let you hold my KAK in your mouth 8===D
No you're gay for having my KAK up your ass.
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No you're gay for having my KAK up your ass.
How gay do you have to be to call another guy gay after you had sex with him? Pretty fucking gay.


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post #28 of 35 (permalink) Old 05-17-2008, 08:43 PM
 
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heard these on tv.

ur mommas so big and fat when she fell down i couldnt even laugh... but tha floor was crackin up

ur momma so dumb she thought cherrios were donut seeds
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post #29 of 35 (permalink) Old 05-17-2008, 11:18 PM
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Your momma so fat, I heard she only serves 2 purposes...

1.) heat in the winter &
2.) shade in the summer

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT...
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omg

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Talking

Give me yo momma's underwear, I want to go parachuting.....
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Yo momma smells so bad, speed stick slowed down and stopped
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yo momma so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch
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yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license
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yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu
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