tomato, gum, and penis
a tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.
the tomato says "I've got the worst life, i get cup up and stuck in a sandwich".
the piece of gun says "no, mine's worse, i get chewed up, spit out and stepped on".
the penis says "No, by far i've got the worst life... i get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then i;m shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups. 'till i throw up!'