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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 05-06-2008, 02:30 PM Thread Starter
 
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tomato, gum, and penis

a tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.


the tomato says "I've got the worst life, i get cup up and stuck in a sandwich".


the piece of gun says "no, mine's worse, i get chewed up, spit out and stepped on".



the penis says "No, by far i've got the worst life... i get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then i;m shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups. 'till i throw up!'
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If that's a bad life, then my penis has a good life. Lucky devil.


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If that's a bad life, then my penis has a good life. Lucky devil.
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I remember thinking this joke was somewhat clever when I was in 3rd grade...

it's less clever now
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I remember thinking this joke was somewhat clever when I was in 3rd grade...

it's less clever now
Have you never had a conversation with a tomato, stick of gum, and your penis?


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Have you never had a conversation with a tomato, stick of gum, and your penis?
No. But something is telling me youre going to say "yes".

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not so much.....



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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 05-07-2008, 06:36 PM
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No. But something is telling me youre going to say "yes".
Not quite; I just observed a conversation between my penis, a tomato, and a stick of gum, but I didn't take part in it.


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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 05-07-2008, 06:37 PM
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second grade jokes ftl

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Check your self bro , you're not that cool.

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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 05-09-2008, 06:36 AM Thread Starter
 
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thats only because thats the last grade you sucessfully completed.
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Have you never had a conversation with a tomato, stick of gum, and your penis?
once, now i dont drink as much
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post #13 of 14 (permalink) Old 05-20-2008, 06:13 AM
 
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Have you never had a conversation with a tomato, stick of gum, and your penis?



I was kinda waiting for someone else to say it first... is that wrong?
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post #14 of 14 (permalink) Old 05-22-2008, 05:19 PM
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then it says gun instead of gum, still dumb!

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