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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 05-05-2008, 03:08 PM Thread Starter
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man
> passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says,
> "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart
> football."
>
> A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie
> score."
>
> After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
> "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone the wife rips out another
> one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
>
> Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field

> goal, I lead 17 to 14."
>
> Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman,

> so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he
> gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
>
> The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time,

> switch sides."





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Tx Redneck, for the longest time I was too busy laughing at your avatar.. But nice joke...

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