Rockin' da fumanchu
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: On the straight and narrow,stumbling at best, only by Gods grace.
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man
> passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says,
> "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart
> A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie
> After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
> "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone the wife rips out another
> one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
> Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field
> goal, I lead 17 to 14."
> Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman,
> so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he
> gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
> The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time,
> switch sides."