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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-29-2008, 12:43 PM Thread Starter
 
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yo mama

yo mamas so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!!!


yo mamas so fat, she had to go to sea world to get baptised



yo mamas so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund


yo mamas so fat, she fell in love and broke it.


yo mamas so fat, she's on both sides of the family
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Failed on all accounts.

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Failed on all accounts.
This guy is on a real downward roll, lol.
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they are all stupid, theres many of them, you post some good ones. come on.
ive got many of them, and you know whats funny?
if i post them. your dumb ass is gonna read them. 1 for me, 0 for you. so you just keep reading and im gonna keep posting. who's your daddy????
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they are all stupid, theres many of them, you post some good ones. come on.
ive got many of them, and you know whats funny?
if i post them. your dumb ass is gonna read them. 1 for me, 0 for you. so you just keep reading and im gonna keep posting. who's your daddy????
If this is some trick to "up" your post count, think again, newbie..

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post #7 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-29-2008, 01:04 PM
 
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they are all stupid, theres many of them, you post some good ones. come on.
ive got many of them, and you know whats funny?
if i post them. your dumb ass is gonna read them. 1 for me, 0 for you. so you just keep reading and im gonna keep posting. who's your daddy????
You are right on some accounts, but the main reason I read your posts is because it is unbelieveable that a person living with Down Syndrone can actually type with a keyboard. Way to go little buddy you show the world.
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post #8 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-29-2008, 01:50 PM
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All these mama jokes are as old as my pubic hair between yo mama's teeth.
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post #9 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-29-2008, 02:35 PM Thread Starter
 
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ahhhh, is him a wittle upset, it will be o.k. just tell your mothers to have my supper ready when i get home. oh and have your rooms clean. or i'll be upset.
oh wow im a newbie and im so upset, why do you say such mean things? i'd rather have downsyndrome than little dick syndrome, so jim you and stroker pull your dicks out of eachothers asses and get a life. o.k. man it sucks to be this damn good.
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so jimig tell me what this means


LP=jimig?

limp penis=jimig
loves penis=jimig
licks penis=jimig


the world need to know
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yo mamas so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!!!


yo mamas so fat, she had to go to sea world to get baptised



yo mamas so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund


yo mamas so fat, she fell in love and broke it.


yo mamas so fat, she's on both sides of the family


yo momma so fat she sat on a quater and a
booger came out of george washington's nose.

yo momma so fat, she can sit on a dollar and break change

yo momma so fat she stuck a vcr in her pants and called it a pager

Yo momma so fat she got bar'd from all you can eat.

Granted I'm prob gonna hear it to but fuck it, the more you think the better they get.

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so jimig tell me what this means


LP=jimig?

limp penis=jimig
loves penis=jimig
licks penis=jimig


the world need to know
Nice try at humor but there again you fail, actually LP stands for long pole which is exactly what I gave your mom last nite. You know I thought I was going to regret that nite you were conceived, I should of shot you on the wall because the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.
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post #13 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-29-2008, 03:22 PM
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All these mama jokes are as old as my pubic hair between yo mama's teeth.
If there's pubic hair in my mom's mouth, then you just majorly insulted your self. Sorry fuckin bitch walked out on all her kids to be with another man while dating another man. Yep, she's a ho, and your pubic hair is in the middle of sloppy seconds. she's the large mountain beside missouri.

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post #14 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-29-2008, 03:25 PM Thread Starter
 
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i dont attempt at humor jimig, im the man, thats why you call me daddy
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post #15 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-29-2008, 03:48 PM
 
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i dont attempt at humor jimig, im the man, thats why you call me daddy
You might want to refer to my earlier post there cock devil, I understand you are a little mad at me right now son but I have explained to you and your mom why I don't come around. Truthfully I just can't stand to look at your retarded ass anymore you make me wanna throw up in my mouth. As far as your mom goes tell her to start swallowing again and we might be able to hook up once she tucks your retarded ass in. Tell your mom hi for me and let her know I will never forget the look on her face the first time I stuck it in her butt.
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post #16 of 17 (permalink) Old 04-30-2008, 06:55 AM Thread Starter
 
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Haha

wow, it looks like jimig is a little upset, it looks like i hit him in the right spot, oh yah and his moms spot to. tell that sperm burping gutter slut that i'll be over again tonight, so wash that nasty ass so i can make a deposit.
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I didn't find any of those jokes funny at all. Good try.

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