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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-28-2008, 11:04 AM Thread Starter
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Lightbulb Three blondes applying for TX highway patrol position.

The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and
said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"The blondes all nodded.The

detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder.Sitting
back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, "To bea

police officer, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice
things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars and so

forth." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and
Withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice any

distinguishing features about this man?" The blonde immediately said,
"Yes, I did. He has only one eye!" The detective shook his head and said,

"Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his
face! You're dismissed!" The first blonde hung her head and walked out of

the office.The Detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the
photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about

you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?" "Yes! He
only has one ear!" The detective put his head in his hands and

exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a
profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear! You're

excused too!" The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.The
detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and

said,"This is probably a waste of time, but....." He flashed the photo
in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right,

did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?" The
blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses." The detective

frowned,took another look at the picture and began looking at some of
the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled

expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears
contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his

picture?"The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only
one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-28-2008, 11:10 AM
 
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lolz not bad at all.
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if it was only 2 or 3 sentences long it would have been good

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yea long ass read.. sorry.

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Everyone has ADD or something these days...
People will read through 10 pages of drama posts but not a single page of text.
Reading wont kill you, contrary to popular belief.

Although the joke coulda used some spacing to make it easier on the eyes.

Good stuff though.
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for everyone else that might read it and Effigy, it's spaced.

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if it was only 2 or 3 sentences long it would have been good

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