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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-27-2008, 10:14 PM Thread Starter
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boys will be boys

boy#1:how many wings does a bee have?

boy#2:two


boy#1:how many legs does a dird have?

boy#2:two

boy#1:how many ribs does a cat have?

boy#2:i dont know

boy#1:how can you know so much about the birds and the bees and so little about pussy
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-27-2008, 10:16 PM
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why are you coming on here and posting these horrible jokes?

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boy#1:how many wings does a bee have?

boy#2:two


boy#1:how many legs does a dird have?

boy#2:two

boy#1:how many ribs does a cat have?

boy#2:i dont know

boy#1:how can you know so much about the birds and the bees and so little about pussy
What's a dird?
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How many wings does a rooster have? Two.
How many feet does a rooster have? Two.
How many beaks does a rooster have? One.
How many eyes does a rooster have? Two.

How many teeth does a cat have? Uh...

You must be gay to know so much about cocks and so little about pussy.


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