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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 04-25-2008, 08:23 PM Thread Starter
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Yo momma

Yo momma so fat, when she flies..
they reseve a plane just for her

That tsunami that hit the coast..
was yo momma jumpin in the water

yo momma so fat, she played chicken with a train..
and won

yo momma is like 7-11
them doors are open 24-7

Yo momma so fat, she tried to make-out with the homless
and was told" I aint that desperate

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT...
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post #2 of 22 (permalink) Old 04-25-2008, 08:44 PM
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Yo momma is a whore!

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Yo momma shoulda swallowed your dumb ass! ;p
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Yo momma so fat, when she flies..
they reseve a plane just for her

That tsunami that hit the coast..
was yo momma jumpin in the water

yo momma so fat, she played chicken with a train..
and won

yo momma is like 7-11
them doors are open 24-7

Yo momma so fat, she tried to make-out with the homless
and was told" I aint that desperate
Those aren't that good.
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post #5 of 22 (permalink) Old 04-25-2008, 09:54 PM
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yo mamma so bow legged she is wheel chair accessible.
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post #6 of 22 (permalink) Old 04-25-2008, 10:04 PM
lol, this place sucks now
 
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Yo momma so fat, when she flies..
they reseve a plane just for her

That tsunami that hit the coast..
was yo momma jumpin in the water

yo momma so fat, she played chicken with a train..
and won

yo momma is like 7-11
them doors are open 24-7

Yo momma so fat, she tried to make-out with the homless
and was told" I aint that desperate
horrible

yo momma so fat she has other, smaller fat chicks orbiting her.
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post #7 of 22 (permalink) Old 04-25-2008, 10:13 PM Thread Starter
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They wan't bad enough to be on MTV.

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post #8 of 22 (permalink) Old 04-25-2008, 10:14 PM
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Well that doesn't say much... hell do they even play music videos anymore?
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post #9 of 22 (permalink) Old 04-25-2008, 10:17 PM
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So cross eyed dropped a dime and picked up two nickles
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post #10 of 22 (permalink) Old 04-25-2008, 10:20 PM Thread Starter
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Well that doesn't say much... hell do they even play music videos anymore?
Depends on when you watch. I reccommend Headbangers Ball. Think It's funny when 'yo momma" is on while I'm scrollin through shows.

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post #11 of 22 (permalink) Old 04-26-2008, 01:10 PM
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What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck.. i can't remember how it ends, but your mother is a whore.

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That's directed at you, UHHHbama
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post #12 of 22 (permalink) Old 04-26-2008, 06:10 PM Thread Starter
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Well, if my momma's a whore that may suck, but good to know thats far above ya'll. Learn to read a joke and not take it personally. IT"S A JOKE IN A JOKE FORUM. This place is turning from a muscle car forum into a soap operha. I think I'll go to a forum w/ more grown-ups are and where they understand IT"S A JOKE.

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Wow,

What a painfully embarassing thread.

I feel kind of weird now.
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post #14 of 22 (permalink) Old 04-26-2008, 07:18 PM
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Muscle car?! Wait... where's your muscle car?
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post #15 of 22 (permalink) Old 04-26-2008, 07:30 PM Thread Starter
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Muscle car?! Wait... where's your muscle car?
280zx turbo which I'm selling to to get a rollin chassy for the small blk 400.
also have m/c but granted it's not a car. look at the sign, it's listed.

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Well, if my momma's a whore that may suck, but good to know thats far above ya'll. Learn to read a joke and not take it personally. IT"S A JOKE IN A JOKE FORUM. This place is turning from a muscle car forum into a soap operha. I think I'll go to a forum w/ more grown-ups are and where they understand IT"S A JOKE.
bahaha!!

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c'mon the guy's name is meathead, do you really expect a good joke to originate from a screen name like that. To him the jokes are as ingenious as a modern day Manhattan project but he also thinks torque is a protein rich shoulder cut of swine.

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post #18 of 22 (permalink) Old 04-27-2008, 09:50 AM
lol, this place sucks now
 
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Well, if my momma's a whore that may suck, but good to know thats far above ya'll. Learn to read a joke and not take it personally. IT"S A JOKE IN A JOKE FORUM. This place is turning from a muscle car forum into a soap operha. I think I'll go to a forum w/ more grown-ups are and where they understand IT"S A JOKE.




I'll make a deal with you. I'll learn to read if you learn to spell. Whats a 'rolling chassy'? I guess I'd get it if I were all growns up.
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Yo momma only got one eye talking bout I see what you mean.
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post #20 of 22 (permalink) Old 04-27-2008, 01:33 PM Thread Starter
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Hey, I was just merely making a joke and people just keep typing my moms a whore and the sorry bitch that she is, ya'll missed the whole point, then start crying about it? So I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, thought there was some maturity here but instead broken hearts and feelings. It'll be ok.

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Hey, I was just merely making a joke and people just keep typing my moms a whore and the sorry bitch that she is, ya'll missed the whole point, then start crying about it? So I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, thought there was some maturity here but instead broken hearts and feelings. It'll be ok.
Again with my reply! bahaha!!

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