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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-25-2008, 08:03 AM Thread Starter
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ROBOT Beep beep

One day this guy come home with another one of his wild purchases.. His wife asks him what is it and he replies a lie detecting robot..Later that day their son comes in 2 hours late from school..Dad ask where ya been he replies doing extra credit at the library..The robot walks over and slaps him smooth out of his chair..(BEEP BEEP)..So where you really been.We went to Billies house and watched a movie..Dad says what kind of movie.. The ten commandments The robot once again walks over slaps him right out of his chair..What was it really..A sex movie he replies.. Dad says when I was your age we never watched those type movies and the robot turns and delivers a round house nearly knocking him out of his chair..And the wife is laughing her ass off guess you cant be to mad at him he is your son......The robot goes over and just lays her ass out ( BEEP BEEP )
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-25-2008, 08:07 AM
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haha, fucking liars!
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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-25-2008, 08:13 AM
 
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thats great
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Are you going to deliver the punch line in a later post if so please let me know.
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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-25-2008, 08:54 AM
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Are you going to deliver the punch line in a later post if so please let me know.
Are you really that stupid or did you not read the last line?
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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-25-2008, 09:12 AM
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Are you going to deliver the punch line in a later post if so please let me know.
It's not the funniest joke ever told, but it has a clear punchline. It's funnier than a lot of other crap in this forum.
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lol that was good

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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-25-2008, 09:22 AM
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Are you going to deliver the punch line in a later post if so please let me know.
Yep you are on the shallow end of the gene pool.
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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-25-2008, 09:35 AM
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Are you going to deliver the punch line in a later post if so please let me know.
When's the last time you read anything in this forum you liked?


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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-26-2008, 08:10 PM
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It was pretty decent...
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