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chevrolet acronyms/hahaha

CHEVROLET- condition hopeless, entire vehicle relies on leftover engine technology.

GMC-- Gods Mechanical Curse

CHEVROLET-- cheap, hardly efficient, virtually runs on luck every time.
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C racking H eads E ating V alves Y early

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FORD
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
wrong




right
FORD
First On Race Day
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Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice

Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac
Poors Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities

Get Everyone Out

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Had One, Never Did Again

How Odd, No Damn Acceleration

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Fuckin Owner Really Dumb
Flip Over, Read Directions
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dodge

First On Race Day
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post #10 of 55 (permalink) Old 04-26-2008, 08:13 PM
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CHEVROLET Can Hear Eery Valve Rattle On Late Evening Trips
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post #11 of 55 (permalink) Old 04-30-2008, 10:15 AM
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lol I had forgotten about the Pontiac one. i think thats my favorite
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CHEVROLET Can Hear Eery Valve Rattle On Late Evening Trips
lol, aint heard that one yet..

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post #19 of 55 (permalink) Old 04-30-2008, 07:55 PM
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Mitsubishi

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In
Taiwan
Sold
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Shipped
Here
Incomplete
:d
bahahahah even though I'm from England, that's still funny.

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Mitsubishi

Made
In
Taiwan
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Here
Incomplete
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LOL, now do Daihatsu

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post #22 of 55 (permalink) Old 04-30-2008, 10:18 PM
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LOL, now do Daihatsu
I think that's the only one I ain't heard one of yet.

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FORD: Fucked On Race Day.

SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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Screw
U

o.k. everyone i tried, ive never seen one either, but this car is from the Doon Coons land. o.k. you see where i went with it. so everyone dig in.
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oh darn, i got one of them there fords
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FORD: Fucked On Race Day.

SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
haha, that's the first on the subaru.

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Just empty every pocket
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LOL, now do Daihatsu
Delivers All It Has And Then Stalls, Usually

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haha, that's the first on the subaru.
I had one and too bad it's true, haha.
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I had one and too bad it's true, haha.
Had one of those old subaru gl wagon 4x4. went down the same road, had a little fun before it went though!!

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Had one of those old subaru gl wagon 4x4. went down the same road, had a little fun before it went though!!
I had an 05 WRX....haha.

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I had an 05 WRX....haha.

Hey, I can pull the lever up and I will have all wheel drive! ,now all I need is a turbo and motor swap. was the first car I bought on my own back in H.S. Slow as hell but could climb a hill.

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had a gl-10 subaru wagon turbo, one of the best 4x4 cars i ever had, sold it like a dumb ass. with the push button four wheel activator on the gear shifter.
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CHEVROLET- condition hopeless, entire vehicle relies on leftover engine technology.

GMC-- Gods Mechanical Curse

CHEVROLET-- cheap, hardly efficient, virtually runs on luck every time.
fucking gay.
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had a gl-10 subaru wagon turbo, one of the best 4x4 cars i ever had, sold it like a dumb ass. with the push button four wheel activator on the gear shifter.
Mine wasn't turbo, but it could climb the shit outta some hills. Use to go off-roading off bryant Irving rd before Hillard ford moved in. Now it's 360 trails. Was also the first car I took airborne to. then I blew a head gasket and cracked the head. yep, it's fucked. good times though

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Delivers All It Has And Then Stalls, Usually
LMAO Nice

How about Alfa Romeo?

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CHEVY

Cheap
Heap in
Every
Vato's
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Company
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Recommended
You
Start
Learning
Engine
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It's
Really
Only a
Camaro

Virtually
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