elderly couple tying the knot
An elderly couple had been dating for 30 years, and was finally talked into getting married. But first they agreed to work out the details on the marriage; so there are no let downs or misunderstandings.
So they went to a nice dinner and had a long conversation about how their marriage is goint to work. They discussed living arrangements, finances and other important stuff. Finally, the older man decided it was time to bring up SEX.!!!
"How do you feel about sex"? he asked, rather trustingly yet intrigued.
"Well," she said, trying to choose her words carefully,
"id have to say...I would like in INFREQUENTLY."
The old man sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eyes and casually asked.... "Is that one word or two?"