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Blonde Joke

A car gets a flat on the interstate one day.
> The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the
> road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
> She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands
> them at the rear of the vehicle facing on coming traffic.
> The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats
> exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers.
> Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
> It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
> The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here?'
> 'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly.
> 'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?' he asks.
> 'Helllooooooo!! !!' says the blonde.
> 'Those are my emergency flashers!'

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