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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-24-2008, 10:29 AM Thread Starter
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Church Gossip

The church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals,
kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several members
did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough
to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member,
of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the
town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and several
others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned
and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... he said nothing.
Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of her house...
walked home... and left it there all night.


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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-24-2008, 11:03 AM
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-24-2008, 11:14 AM
 
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Nice try but next time how about something funny, I think that is what goes in the joke forum.
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Seemed funnier this morning when I first read it.


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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-24-2008, 02:37 PM
 
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it was good
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-25-2008, 09:24 AM
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for anyone who ever attended a church with a gossip queen like I did finds that funny as all get out.
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-25-2008, 09:26 AM
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Nice try but next time how about something funny, I think that is what goes in the joke forum.

Where's your contribution, dickweed?
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-25-2008, 03:00 PM
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It was okay.

its still "we the people"right?

"So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"

"a lesson lived is a lesson learned, everyday is a lesson."

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