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post #1 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-22-2008, 10:54 AM Thread Starter
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Three women: One engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all
three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their
eyes.



After a few days they meet up for lunch.


The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found
me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me
and said "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love
all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all
night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the
night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said; "What's for dinner,
Batman?"

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post #2 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-22-2008, 11:10 AM
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Must be a woman joke because that fucking sucked.

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I don't get it, what was for dinner???

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I don't get it, what was for dinner???
She was dressed all in black and he thought she was "batman"... as in he thought she was being funny instead of noticing that his wife was dressed sexy for him... also known as... MARRAIGE! Got it?

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post #7 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-22-2008, 12:15 PM
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She was dressed all in black and he thought she was "batman"... as in he thought she was being funny instead of noticing that his wife was dressed sexy for him... also known as... MARRAIGE! Got it?
that makes sense...but seriously, what did she make?
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She was dressed all in black and he thought she was "batman"... as in he thought she was being funny instead of noticing that his wife was dressed sexy for him... also known as... MARRAIGE! Got it?
I thought they were home, I saw no mention of a desert.
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This thread is f'kin hilarious.
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wait wait wait wait. . . . . . she made desert too? Now i know why he married her. Hard to find a good woman.

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post #12 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-22-2008, 09:52 PM
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wait wait wait wait. . . . . . she made desert too? Now i know why he married her. Hard to find a good woman.
Did she make the dessert blindfolded, too? She could have easily ut in too much salt or something. Bleh.
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wait wait wait wait. . . . . . she made desert too? Now i know why he married her. Hard to find a good woman.
She actually created the Flan Desert.

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that makes sense...but seriously, what did she make?
I bet it was pancakes....i dont know why. i know it sounds funny but something tells me it was pancakes....

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Close, it was waffles.

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post #16 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-23-2008, 05:42 PM
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Not amusing..

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I get it now; The engaged and the mistress' lovers are GAY cuz they had better sex with Batman than with the women and the married man is straight so Batman just cooks for him, LOL
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Ok, so she made cookie for desert in the nude!

How is that for you guys???

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Ok, so she make cookie for desert in the nude!

How is that for you guys???
grammer much!?






















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grammer much!?

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lol... why don't you start off with spelling the word "Grammar" correctly...



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I got it the joke and it was funny.

All I hear is bla bla bla......
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I got it the joke and it was funny.
Thanks.. at least someone laughed. I knew it had to take another smart female mind to get the joke!

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If she was a real woman, It would already be made.

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT...
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Thanks.. at least someone laughed. I knew it had to take another smart female mind to get the joke!
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I got it the joke and it was funny.
Another smart female mind huh?

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You'd have to be a fucking stupidass to find that funny.

So really, what are you bitches making us for dinner?
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