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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-21-2008, 04:21 PM Thread Starter
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can you make this donkey laugh?

There was this guy travelin from city to city w/this donkey. Well one day he won all this money and vowed to make his donkey do something, anything! well after several attempts from people passin through this one guy walks up and says 'whats up w/ the donkey?
The owner replies' I've had this donkey for years and he ain't done nothin at all, so I vowed that today, he will do something and i got cash to make it happen.
The travler says I'll bet I can make your donkey laugh, so he walks up and whispers somethin in his ear and the donkey began to kick and laugh.
Thre owner can't believe it, so the travler walks up and says 'now I can make him cry w/out touching or hurting him. The owners says' you make him cry w/out hitting or hurting him, you can have all the money.
So he walks up and says we need to go around back for this and once again I'll take the waitress w/me, and sure enough he started ballin like his whole familiy just died, so the owner runs back there and asked what he did.
He says' I simply told him the first time that mine was bigger than his' and it made him laugh.
Then I showed him that mine is bigger than his and that made him cry.

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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-21-2008, 04:42 PM
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Man you fucked that old ass joke all to hell.
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hey, didn't mean to get your panties into a twist, it was just a joke. If you ain't let it all out yet, I posted a joke about the post man and it got changed around. seriuosly, you took the time to complain about a joke??

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hey, didn't mean to get your panties into a twist, it was just a joke. If you ain't let it all out yet, I posted a joke about the post man and it got changed around. seriuosly, you took the time to complain about a joke??
Do what? lol
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jluv is right
post the joke without butchering it
plus that joke is old as dirt

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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-22-2008, 09:43 AM
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Man you fucked that old ass joke all to hell.
Yeah that's what I was thinking. Was funny a long time ago... now it is just jacked!

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I've seen alot of jokes posted back up and switched the story line besides, I heard the postman joke when I was still in H.S. and it made people laugh and another guy just posted it up saying it was his last day of work and people still laughed. who gets ass because it's his last day of work? I'd think the odds are more in favor of claimin it's your b-day. anywho, nbd.

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I've seen alot of jokes posted back up and switched the story line besides, I heard the postman joke when I was still in H.S. and it made people laugh and another guy just posted it up saying it was his last day of work and people still laughed. who gets ass because it's his last day of work? I'd think the odds are more in favor of claimin it's your b-day. anywho, nbd.
man that was a cool story but for real they was just postin all the time by the fishing dock and nobody even went back for some. i mean why even take the trip if you cant get rained on then stay out of the sidewalk.
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I figured someone would of liked it, just heard so many versions that you actually forget what it originally was. thought thats how it went but ?? I guess it wasn't to bad back in the day if ya'll still remembered it today.

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hey that was my postman joke, and it rocked
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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-24-2008, 03:14 PM
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man that was a cool story but for real they was just postin all the time by the fishing dock and nobody even went back for some. i mean why even take the trip if you cant get rained on then stay out of the sidewalk.
This is an inside joke, and I totally missed it.

If it's just sarcasm, my meter's pegged. I lol'd regardless.

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hey that was my postman joke, and it rocked

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This is an inside joke, and I totally missed it.

If it's just sarcasm, my meter's pegged. I lol'd regardless.
lol

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