can you make this donkey laugh?
There was this guy travelin from city to city w/this donkey. Well one day he won all this money and vowed to make his donkey do something, anything! well after several attempts from people passin through this one guy walks up and says 'whats up w/ the donkey?
The owner replies' I've had this donkey for years and he ain't done nothin at all, so I vowed that today, he will do something and i got cash to make it happen.
The travler says I'll bet I can make your donkey laugh, so he walks up and whispers somethin in his ear and the donkey began to kick and laugh.
Thre owner can't believe it, so the travler walks up and says 'now I can make him cry w/out touching or hurting him. The owners says' you make him cry w/out hitting or hurting him, you can have all the money.
So he walks up and says we need to go around back for this and once again I'll take the waitress w/me, and sure enough he started ballin like his whole familiy just died, so the owner runs back there and asked what he did.
He says' I simply told him the first time that mine was bigger than his' and it made him laugh.
Then I showed him that mine is bigger than his and that made him cry.
... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT...
Last edited by meathead; 04-21-2008 at 10:57 PM.