the 12 inch BIC
a guy goes into a bar and sits down next to a man
he notices that the guy has a huge 12 inch BIC lighter
he says, "wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"
he says, "a genie granted me one wish when i rubbed the bottle"
wow, can i have a go?
sure he says
the man rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "you have on wish"
the man wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.
about 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, thousands of them
he says "i dont believe this, i wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks"
the other man says. "well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?"