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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-18-2008, 09:34 PM Thread Starter
 
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the 12 inch BIC

a guy goes into a bar and sits down next to a man

he notices that the guy has a huge 12 inch BIC lighter

he says, "wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"

he says, "a genie granted me one wish when i rubbed the bottle"

wow, can i have a go?

sure he says

the man rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "you have on wish"

the man wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.

about 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, thousands of them

he says "i dont believe this, i wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks"

the other man says. "well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?"
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-18-2008, 09:39 PM
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haha

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT...
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-18-2008, 09:52 PM Thread Starter
 
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a few one liners

if i had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster.
what would you have?

2 ft. of my cock in your ass.

whats slimy, cold, long and smells like pork?

kermit the frogs finger.

why are men like cars?

because they are always pulling out before they check to see if someone else is cumming.

hheello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm.
yes. ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffuucckkiinngg
tthhiinngg ooffff?
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-21-2008, 08:59 PM
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lol, liked the 1st one better, aint gonna lie, stole it from you and used it today.

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT...
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