last day on the job
the post man after 35 years was retiring
he went to the first house, he was greeted by the whole family there
who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
at the second house they represented him with a box of fine cigars.
the folks at the third house handed him a selection of teriffic fishing lures
at the fourth house he was met at the door by a beautiful woman in a revealing
she took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him
up the stairs to the bedroom, where she blew his mind, with the most
passionate love making he ever had.
when he had enough, they went down stairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast. eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, and fresh squeezed orange juice.
when he was truly satisfied. she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
as she was pouring he noticed a dollar bill under the cup.
this was all great, but what is the dollar for?
last night i told my husband that today would be your last day
and that we should do something special for you.
i asked him what to give you?
he said: "fuck him, give em a dollar"
the lady then said: the breakfast was my idea