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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-18-2008, 08:35 PM Thread Starter
 
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poor guy

a man broke out of prison where he was there for 15 years
he breaks into a house to look for money and guns
he finds a young couple in bed.

he orders the guy out of a bed and he ties him to a chair
while tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck
gets up and goes to the bathroom
while hes in there the husband tells his wife:

"listen, this guys an escaped convict, look at his clothes! he probably
hasnt seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck."
if he wants sex, dont resist, dont complain, do whatever he tell you
no matter how much he nauseates you. if you dont he will probably kill us
be strong honey!! remember I love you.

which his wife responds: he wasnt kissing my neck, he was whispering
in my ear, he told me he was gay, and that your kinda cute.
and asked me if we had any vaseline. i told him it was in the bathroom.
"be strong honey" I love you to.
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-21-2008, 06:56 AM
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well fuck my ass that was disgusting!
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-21-2008, 10:17 AM
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LMAO Brilliant!!! he he he

All I hear is bla bla bla......
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-22-2008, 02:06 PM
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ouch

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