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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-09-2008, 08:40 PM Thread Starter
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Democrat joke

An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."

"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock!!! "We've never had a Democrat in the family before"!!!
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-10-2008, 12:52 AM
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Did you hear that Monica Lewinski is voting republican this year?
she said the democrats have left a bad taste in her mouth.

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That's directed at you, UHHHbama
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-10-2008, 03:39 PM
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funny. the one about the brain dead republican is good too.

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