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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-06-2008, 12:48 AM Thread Starter
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mr postman got lucky

It was the morning of the postmans b/day as he left out on his route,

He approaches the 1st house and the door opened and a lady gave him a card and wished him a happy b/day.

He approaches the 2nd house and the door opened and the lady fixed him a glass of ice tea and wished him a happy b/day.

He approaches the 3rd house and the door opens with this sexy momma wearin a night gown and asked him in for lunch, he goes in and eats his food and she takes him upstairs and screws the shit out of him. As he was leavin the lady handed him $1 and wished him a happy b/day

As her husband came home that evening she told him that the postman had came through today. So he asked what did you get him?

She replied I took your advice"fuck him,give him a $1" Lunch was my idea!!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT...
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-06-2008, 02:13 PM
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LMAO! good one..
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-09-2008, 05:28 PM Thread Starter
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I guess alot of you are a little shy. You know that ya'll are out looking for a postal jobs I figured more than one person would like this, oh well.

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-10-2008, 03:41 PM
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lol

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