An Oklahoma Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed
> with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting
> calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the
> tool shed out back of the barn.She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and
> then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old
> carpenter's saw.
> The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop!
> Stop! 'You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you? The
> wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's
> hand and
> said, 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a
> beer. You do whatever you want!!!
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