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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-31-2008, 08:53 AM Thread Starter
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Monica is baack!

After a relaxing bath...Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a mirror...

Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her...

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help...

"God...If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," She prayed...


And just like that... her ears fell off...

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-31-2008, 08:58 AM
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-31-2008, 09:03 AM
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Not bad...not bad!
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-01-2008, 07:58 AM
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-01-2008, 10:06 PM
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I bet if hillary does get in, I bet those bathrooms will be on lock down!!

... I AM NOBODY...
NOBODY IS PERFECT...
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT...
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