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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-27-2008, 12:51 PM Thread Starter
 
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Dis place needs some better jokes

Joey was walkin down a strip one night and a bar had a sign out side that said win a million bucks. Curious and desperate for money, he went inside for details. He asks the bartender what he needed to do to win the money.
Bartender says you have to do 3 things. see that 6 foot 250 pound black man over there? You gotta knock him out in one punch. Then you gotta go out back and pull out the loose tooth my vicious rotweiler has. After that you have to go upstairs and f*** my sister. She is ugly and never bathes.
Joey says Thats easy money. I'll be back in 15 minutes max. He knocks the big black man out no problem. He goes outside and things dont go so well. 15 plus minutes of nothing but the dog making all kinds of racquet, but finally the he comes back in the back door and says, damn that was rough, but Im done. Now wheres the bitch with the loose tooth
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-27-2008, 01:08 PM
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Greatness that was funny! hahaha
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-28-2008, 01:26 AM
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haha that was pretty good

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-28-2008, 05:47 PM
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Now that was funny.
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