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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-27-2008, 07:52 AM Thread Starter
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Talking One Wish

I GRANT YOU ONE WISH

A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach, when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the
Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic! Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand
women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she
gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she
says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-27-2008, 08:07 AM
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LMAO, pretty good

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Thats pretty good

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That's pretty good, thanks for posting

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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-30-2008, 08:02 PM
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LOL, that was pretty good.

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EL OH EL!!! That was hilarious!!
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haha... I like that!

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