Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America....
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES' ,
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
2. She is not 'EASY'- She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
5 She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
4. He is not 'BALDING'- He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5. He does not act like a'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
All I hear is bla bla bla......