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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 03-26-2008, 06:21 AM Thread Starter
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Political Correctness

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America....

Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES' ,

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .



And furthermore



HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:




1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
'BREASTED AMERICAN.'



2. She is not 'EASY'- She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'



3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'




4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a

'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'


5 She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes

'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'


6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
'LOW COST PROVIDER.'

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:




1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a


'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'




3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'



4. He is not 'BALDING'- He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'




5. He does not act like a'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'



6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'REAR CLEAVAGE.'

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2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'



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5. He does not act like a'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'


HAHA!!! Thats awesome...
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2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
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