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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 12:31 PM Thread Starter
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Men's Answer to Maxine!

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows

Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me..'

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why do men pass gas more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to

Build up the required pressure.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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I married a Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.

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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

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Women will never be equal to men

Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

All I hear is bla bla bla......
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so fucking true.
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 01:25 PM
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HAHAHA!!! Good stuff there
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ha got a kick out of this!
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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 03:06 PM
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 04:00 PM
 
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thanks alot, i told my wife these jokes and she said something about k-y, dont know what it means but its probably not gonna be very nice.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me..'

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You know that posts in this forum aren't added to your whorish total, right? I'd stick to the forums that'll get you close to that coveted 1000 mark...
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 03-26-2008, 12:02 AM
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thanks alot, i told my wife these jokes and she said something about k-y, dont know what it means but its probably not gonna be very nice.

that one's easy.. she's gonna let you do her in the fartlocker tonight! lucky you!

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