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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 03-21-2008, 09:21 PM Thread Starter
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Bad Morning

Of all the luck, I rear-ended a car this morning. We both pull over to the side of the road. So I get out of my car to check the damage ...and slowly the other driver gets out of his car ... and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and even a bad situation seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... The Guy was a DWARF! No kidding-- an honest-to-goodness midget! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well then, which one are you?"

.... and that's when the fight started.


This might be a repost, but with my fascination/fear of midgets, it made me laugh
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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 03-22-2008, 08:12 PM
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post #3 of 12 (permalink) Old 03-22-2008, 08:14 PM
 
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fucking great stuff right there
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post #4 of 12 (permalink) Old 03-22-2008, 08:15 PM
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if you really did say that, then props to you for being on the ball.

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Thats FUCKING funny!!!!
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post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 03:03 PM
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post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 04:24 PM
 
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yah, i was bout to kick his ass, but then i wouldnt want him to be made fun of getting his ass kicked by a dwarf.
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post #9 of 12 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 04:28 PM
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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 03-25-2008, 06:15 AM
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That actually brought a little laugh...
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post #11 of 12 (permalink) Old 03-25-2008, 06:18 AM
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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 03-25-2008, 12:26 PM
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