Of all the luck, I rear-ended a car this morning. We both pull over to the side of the road. So I get out of my car to check the damage ...and slowly the other driver gets out of his car ... and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and even a bad situation seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... The Guy was a DWARF! No kidding-- an honest-to-goodness midget! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well then, which one are you?"
.... and that's when the fight started.
This might be a repost, but with my fascination/fear of midgets, it made me laugh