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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-18-2008, 08:14 PM Thread Starter
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damn that little johnny

Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talkwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anythingabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, hewould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnny looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnny.
Johnny said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful littlehands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'
'That's great', said Little Johnny,'coz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses'.

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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-18-2008, 08:44 PM
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post #3 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-18-2008, 09:19 PM
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Little johnny jokes are the best. Nice one...lol.

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LOL, good one.

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fucking awesome, hadn't heard that one before!!! LOL!
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post #6 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-19-2008, 01:55 PM
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he he he I love littel johnny jokes

All I hear is bla bla bla......
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post #7 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-19-2008, 02:01 PM
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that one had me rollin'

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LOL, nice laugh to start the day

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post #9 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-20-2008, 08:45 AM
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hilarious

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it was not a problem to bring money to his house at 10pm.so why is it a problem to call and bitch.it wasnt a problem when we were all sitting around smoking pot together.yes i said it we all were smoking pot together.what now stupid.
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ha ha lol
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post #12 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-24-2008, 04:32 AM
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That one was pretty good.
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Theres always contacts or lasik
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