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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2008, 08:09 AM Thread Starter
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Farm Animals

This one is funnier when told outloud.

So a farmer goes into his barn one morning to find his brown chicken having sex with his brown cow. So he just smiles and says...






















...Brown chicken brown cooooow.
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This one is funnier when told outloud.

So a farmer goes into his barn one morning to find his brown chicken having sex with his brown cow. So he just smiles and says...






















...Brown chicken brown cooooow.

Yep, you're retarded.
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Yep, you're retarded.
Maybe, but you're going to tell that joke to someone else before the day is over.
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I'll come back when someone explains this one...
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I don't know if I should laugh, or slap you.

its still "we the people"right?

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I'll come back when someone explains this one...
Seriously? You don't get it?

The punchline is said like "bow chika bow wow". Think cheesy porn music.
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I don't know if I should laugh, or slap you.
Laughing is the healthier choice.
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Not thinking it's funny is one thing. Being confused about it is just retarded. Come on people.
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So I was all proud of myself for finally getting it and went to tell it to my wife.


She shook her head, said not funny, and called me a retard too...
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She shook her head, said not funny, and called me a retard too...


I don't blame her.
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post #12 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2008, 12:34 PM Thread Starter
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So I was all proud of myself for finally getting it and went to tell it to my wife.


She shook her head, said not funny, and called me a retard too...
LOL!

Ya, most people I've told love it and are passing it around. Then there are some who just don't find the humor in it. Oh well. I like it!
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Did you hear that on Kidd Kraddick, like last week?
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post #14 of 26 (permalink) Old 03-18-2008, 04:43 PM Thread Starter
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Did you hear that on Kidd Kraddick, like last week?
LOL, No! I can't stand that show. I heard it from a chick at work. That's probably where she got it from, though.
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I've heard it told like this:

What are the two sexiest animals on the planet?

Brown chicken brown cow
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Did you hear that on Kidd Kraddick, like last week?
LOL!!! I finally laughed... I've been readin it and I guess I'm in the crowd of "i don't get it".
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god dammit. that's twice this week ive heard that piece of shit. i hope to shit it doesnt happen a third.

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Lmao!
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The more I say it out loud the funnier it gets!
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god dammit. that's twice this week ive heard that piece of shit. i hope to shit it doesnt happen a third.

So a farmer goes out to his barn one morning...
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Vindication!


She's been walking around saying "Brown chicken Brown cowww" for days...
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I got that in a text message the other day I laughed then, but only slightly grinned this time, lol. But I have told it to alot of people, that's funny I don't care who you are.
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is this chink hot?

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