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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-14-2008, 07:39 AM Thread Starter
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A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates,
he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's,' replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire

'Where's Hillary's clock?' asked the man.

'Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-14-2008, 08:35 PM
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umm dont know about that one
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-14-2008, 09:16 PM
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not so much funny, as fact.

its still "we the people"right?

"So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"

"a lesson lived is a lesson learned, everyday is a lesson."

obama is a man made disaster
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-14-2008, 09:23 PM
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LOL, that's GREAT!!!!!!
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-15-2008, 12:46 AM
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I know that this might be changin it up for a min but, If Hillary does (somehow) get into the white house, You know those a-holes in iraq and all that won't talk to a girl about nothin cause to them they are a lower form to them. So, the question is... if there not gonna talk to her, how are they gonna end all that b.s. over there if they can't even make conversation? idk? But I have also heard that Obama won't pledge alligence to the flag or hold on?? AT LEAST IF HILLARY DOES GET IN, BILL'S GOT ON MORE SHOT GETTIN FREAKY IN THE BATHROOM !!

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-15-2008, 12:33 PM
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you should get banned

or at least changed hillary to obama i hate that fool

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