Got this from my father in-law in an email and thought it was kinda funny. Repost police can kiss my ass.
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said,
'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and
you will have to satisfy her every sexual urge. You'll be provided a
two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullshittin' me!'
The social worker said, 'Yeah, well . . . you started it.