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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-11-2008, 11:54 AM Thread Starter
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hahahahaha

I laughed so hard....

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A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date
for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her
so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese
sex therapist, Dr Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
your crose." The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.

"Your probrem vewy bad. You have Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your
face look Ed Zachary like your ass."

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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-11-2008, 12:05 PM
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LMAO, that's pretty good

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post #3 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-11-2008, 01:05 PM
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That joke was pretty good...














...back in 1983.
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hey i laughed

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That joke was pretty good...














...back in 1983.
I bet you still laughed though!

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I bet you still laughed though!
I laughed the first time I read it back in 1982 1/2 this time I just smiled
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I laughed the first time I read it back in 1982 1/2 this time I just smiled
Well seeing that I wasn't born then... I read it for the first time today and laughed!!!!!

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I could have some fun with a girl whose face looked like her ass...
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I could have some fun with a girl whose face looked like her ass...
Depends on the ass.

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post #10 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-11-2008, 04:11 PM
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That was hilarious!
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I could have some fun with a girl whose face looked like her ass...
I know right? You're gettin oral and piitb at the same tyme. woot.
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post #12 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-12-2008, 01:47 AM
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that's pretty funny. So did he extend his services for a small fee?
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I bet you still laughed though!
I didn't. I was too busy thinking about the chick with two asses crawling around naked on the floor. Yummy.


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post #15 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-14-2008, 12:30 PM
 
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good joke....probably going to steal it from you and use it today not gonna lie
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pretty funny
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