A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal
lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the
Awakening from the anesthesia after surgery, she found 3 roses carefully
placed beside her bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I
thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
that the first rose was from him; I felt sad because you went through this
all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new