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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-06-2008, 02:14 PM Thread Starter
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Sex in the dark

After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife turns on a light and realizes that her husband has been using a dildo their whole marriage. The wife ask the husband "explain the dildo?" and the husband replies " I will as soon as you explain the kid!"
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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-06-2008, 07:38 PM
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lmao! That's some funny shit!!!!
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post #3 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-07-2008, 11:54 AM
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lol.....good one.

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LOL! Great one!
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post #5 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-07-2008, 12:07 PM
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Lmfao!!!!!
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post #7 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-07-2008, 03:18 PM
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lmfao to, that is pretty funny.
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post #12 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-16-2008, 11:32 PM
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Guy was obviously a fag...
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Guy was obviously a fag...
Or had a little dick.


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Or had a little dick.

Lol. True...
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post #17 of 17 (permalink) Old 03-22-2008, 10:01 PM
 
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