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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-05-2008, 11:33 AM Thread Starter
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Redneck Man's pick up lines

1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon.

And.... The best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

All I hear is bla bla bla......
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-05-2008, 03:08 PM
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my fave is this: We are like two passing ships in the night... two ships that fuck.

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post #5 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-06-2008, 03:14 PM
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You're like a trophy large mouth bass. I don't know if I should eat you or mount you.

TRAIN TRASH it's like WHITE TRASH but with money.

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post #6 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-06-2008, 06:24 PM
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I'd like to make something perfectely clear.....your dress
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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-06-2008, 06:42 PM
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Redneck foreplay: "Get in the truck, bitch!"

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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-09-2008, 11:34 PM
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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-10-2008, 07:05 AM
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[QUOTE=DaisyDoesDallas]
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-19-2008, 12:46 PM
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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
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