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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-22-2008, 01:52 PM Thread Starter
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Local Politics: A man walked into a bar in Tioga, Tx. and ordered a drink. While he was sitting at the bar watching T. V., one of Obama's political ads came on. After it went off, he stood up and announced to everyone, "Obama is a horse's ass!" The bartender reached under the bar and brought out an oak club about 18 inches long and hit the man square across the head, knocking him off his stool and onto the floor.

After a minute or two, the man got up, straightened himself up and said to the bartender, "I'm sorry. I didn't know this was Obama country."

"It's not!" replied the bartender. "It's horse country".

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Thats sorta funny, i've got a lot of family in Tioga/Pilot Point, i could see my uncle doing something like that

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ha! it took a second, but it was quite funny.

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