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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 02-18-2008, 02:45 PM Thread Starter
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Intercom On A Flight

A commercial jet is making its final approach to Tampa.
The pilot comes on the intercom... "This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area".

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.

The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot, "So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa?"

"Well," says the Captain, "First I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a huge crap. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out to dinner. I'm gonna wine and dine her, then take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long ."

Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears the exchange. They all begin looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is the pilot is talking about.

Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the front of the aircraft to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag, and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says, "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta land the plane and take a crap first."
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