Hey! A clean one! - DFWstangs Forums
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-01-2008, 06:36 PM Thread Starter
Fuzzy Flounder Fishin'
 
CoorsLightCoupe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: On the express train to management training in hell.
Posts: 2,547
Hey! A clean one!

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
Small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.. Can you tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
Neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in."

┌∩┐(-_-)┌∩┐
That's directed at you, UHHHbama
CoorsLightCoupe is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-01-2008, 08:56 PM
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 277
haha
Thats pretty good
Landon_Liles is offline  
post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-05-2008, 08:43 AM
May the Force be w/you
 
chuckacosta's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: El Paso, Tx
Posts: 3,128
That was pretty funny!
chuckacosta is offline  
 
post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-05-2008, 10:02 AM
Lifer
 
krazyh0rse's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 1,105
nice

93 coupe 351/t56


In the words of President Teddy Roosevelt, " We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."


ive never been good at keeping directions i believe schedules are one of lifes worst infections


WELCOME TO TENNESSEE THE PATRON STATE OF SHOOTIN STUFF
krazyh0rse is offline  
post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-05-2008, 11:15 AM
Time Served
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: garland tx.
Posts: 419
hehe..
ttrx769 is offline  
post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-06-2008, 11:35 AM
Time Served
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 846
ehh... ehh...it's okay.

]
kayway is offline  
post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-06-2008, 11:38 AM
Professional Driver
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Closed Course
Posts: 6,665
chuckle
71chevellejohn is offline  
post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-07-2008, 07:29 PM
Time Served
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: 29 Palms
Posts: 566
funny
CECILMACK2704 is offline  
post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-10-2008, 06:34 AM
"Livin the good life"
 
blkscorpion80's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: gettin some pussy
Posts: 1,351
that was good.
blkscorpion80 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Bookmarks

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the DFWstangs Forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome