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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-28-2008, 07:58 PM Thread Starter
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MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD



'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'



'Yes. What can I do for you?'



'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'



'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'



The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.



Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'



'Yeah!'



'Did they chop your firewood?'



'Yep!'



'Happy Birthday, buddy!'



(Rednecks know how to get-R-dun)
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-28-2008, 08:25 PM
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That joke also gets gardens tilled up...
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 01-28-2008, 09:15 PM
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I thought it was funny.

its still "we the people"right?

"So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"

"a lesson lived is a lesson learned, everyday is a lesson."

obama is a man made disaster
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