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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-28-2008, 12:53 PM Thread Starter
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Blonde Football
Football FINALLY makes sense..........
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-28-2008, 10:50 PM
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thats a pretty good blonde joke
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"If I gave you a dollar, you could keep most of the change because all I really want is a quarterback"

Google: "Jokes from 1976"
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-30-2008, 09:08 AM
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Another blonde joke... that's about it.

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