50 years later
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we
had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where
you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.
Yes," she says, "I remember it well." OK," he says, "How about taking a
stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" Oh
Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, "I've got to see these
two old-timers having sex against a fence." I'll just keep an eye on them
so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each
other for support while aided by their walking sticks. Finally,
they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the
fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his
trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex the
policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about twenty minutes
while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.
Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The
policeman is amazed. He thinks he's learned a life lesson about
old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes
b ack on.
The Policeman, still watching, thinks to himself, this is
truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So,
as the couple passes, he says, "Excuse me, but, that was truly
amazing. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is
there some secret to this?"
Still visibly shaking, the old man, barely able to reply,
says: "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.