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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-25-2008, 07:37 PM Thread Starter
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?"

The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-26-2008, 01:10 AM
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I dont know but usually when someone calls for me I dont tilt my head to the side like a retard?? And i sure as hell dont have peanuts falling into my ear?..

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i laughed but not out loud
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-28-2008, 12:52 PM
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I dont know but usually when someone calls for me I dont tilt my head to the side like a retard?? And i sure as hell dont have peanuts falling into my ear?..


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You would if you had your head tilted back, waiting to catch the peanut.

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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-28-2008, 01:20 PM
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