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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-25-2008, 06:07 PM Thread Starter
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I bet youre single!

I was shopping at the local super market where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, "Well, you know what, you are absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-25-2008, 06:19 PM
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Hope your reply was "quit looking at me you fag."
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-27-2008, 11:47 PM
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i would have beat his ass
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-28-2008, 10:44 AM
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lmao
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heh... good one.

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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-28-2008, 11:44 AM
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so wait its because of the 2%?

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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-28-2008, 11:47 AM
 
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I laughed, I have heard that one before.
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-28-2008, 12:38 PM
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heard it many times before.... ehh...

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