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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-23-2008, 12:12 PM Thread Starter
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Wink The 6 Answers

don't get mad if it is a repost... couple of them made me laugh ...



> THE 6 ANSWERS
> WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
>
> Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES
> FOR?
> A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
>
> Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
> A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
>
> Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
> A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
>
> Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
> A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they
> go, they take your house and car with them.
>
> Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
> A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
> AND:
>
> Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
> A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
>
>
>
> the irony of life is that ,by the time you're old enough to know your
> way around, you're not going anywhere!!!!
>
>
>
> Life is not what it is supposed to be. It is what it is.


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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-23-2008, 12:21 PM
 
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I laughed but not out loud
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-23-2008, 01:12 PM
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There's a few good ones in there. I laughed....mildly.
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-24-2008, 04:51 PM
 
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lol
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-24-2008, 07:35 PM
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Pretty funny
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-24-2008, 07:45 PM
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It was ok, i lol
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-26-2008, 03:26 AM
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lol some of them were pretty good
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-27-2008, 12:00 AM
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great stuff
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-30-2008, 04:35 PM
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some were old, but i hadnt heard a couple of those, not too shabby

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