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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-22-2008, 05:28 PM Thread Starter
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Gun Control

Hillary Clinton, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate is
for banning all guns in America . She is considered by those who have
dealt with her as a little more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school meeting in north Florida she
asked the kids audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, she
started to slowly clap her hands, once every few seconds.. Holding the
audience in total silence, she said into the microphone, 'Every time I
clap my hands, a child in America dies from gun violence.'

A young voice with a proud southern accent (probably Johnny) from the
front of the crowd pierced the quiet! 'Well, stop clappin, ya stupid
bitch!

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-22-2008, 05:39 PM
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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-22-2008, 06:44 PM
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yeah, it's like this joke is praising gun control....

wtf
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It's not praising gun control; it's just fucking retarted.


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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-23-2008, 06:07 AM
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It is a retarded concept, though if taken on 'the joke' level, is mildly humorous...
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-23-2008, 08:25 AM
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yeah, it's like this joke is praising gun control....

wtf

Is the "monster" in your sig doing the Heisman ????




lol. JK
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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-24-2008, 07:48 PM
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Guns are bad............esp assault rifles



































thats why i love them!
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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-25-2008, 08:10 AM
 
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that joke was o.k. you guys are fukkkkkin retarted.

heres one for el camino:

hey have you ever seen the serial numbers on a condom? NO


I guess you never had to roll it down that far huh!!!!
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-25-2008, 08:24 AM
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that joke was o.k. you guys are fukkkkkin retarted.

heres one for el camino:

hey have you ever seen the serial numbers on a condom? NO


I guess you never had to roll it down that far huh!!!!
Condoms are for pussies. That's another shitty joke, too.


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